Quotes on God

If God did not exist, it would be necessary to invent him

I believe there is something out there watching us. Unfortunately, it's the government.

I cannot believe in a God who wants to be praised all the time. 

Lord save me from your followers

The god whom science recognizes must be a God of universal laws exclusively, a God who does a wholesale, not a retail business. He cannot accommodate his processes to the convenience of individuals.

Either God can do nothing to stop catastrophes like this, or he doesn't care to, or he doesn't exist. God is either impotent, evil, or imaginary. Take your pick, and choose wisely.

God is a comedian playing to an audience too afraid to laugh.

Not only is there no God, but try finding a plumber on Sunday.

I sometimes think that God in creating man somewhat overestimated his ability.

That God does not exist, I cannot deny, That my whole being cries out for God I cannot forget.

I don't know if God exists, but it would be better for his reputation if he didn't.

I believe in Spinoza's God who reveals himself in the orderly harmony of what exists, not in a God who concerns himself with the fates and actions of human beings.

From the cradle to the grave, each individual pays for the sin of not being God.

God is on the side of the strongest battalions.

God helps those who help themselves.

God is the place where I do not remember the rest.

God must love stupid people, he made so many.

God: a disease we imagine we are cured of because no one dies of it nowadays.

In God we trust; all others must pay cash.

I do not envy God.

I think that God in creating Man somewhat overestimated his ability.

If God had wanted to put everything into the universe from the beginning, He would have created a universe without change, without organisms and evolution, and without man and man's experience of change. But he seems to have thought that a live universe with events unexpected even by Himself would be more interesting than a dead one.