Quotes on Sex

If love is blind, why is lingerie so popular?

She says: "I don't ask much. Just treat me like a lady and fuck me like a whore".

God gave men both a penis and a brain, but unfortunately not enough blood supply to run both at the same time.

SEX: The most fun you can have without laughing.

Is sex dirty? Only when it's being done right.

Much more than our other needs and endeavors, it is sexuality that puts us on an even footing with our kind: the more we practice it, the more we become like everyone else: it is in the performance of a reputedly bestial function that we prove our status as citizens: nothing is more public than the sexual act.

Future historians will be able to study at the Jimmy Carter Library, the Gerald Ford Library, the Ronald Regan Library, and the Bill Clinton Adult Bookstore.

Bisexuality immediately doubles your chances for a date on Saturday night.

The difference between pornography and erotica is lighting.