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4100EA man who desires to get married should know either everything or nothing.

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Marriage3963ESome people claim that marriage interferes with romance. There's no doubt about it. Anytime you have a romance, your wife is bound to interfere.

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Marriage4769ENo man is truly married until he understands every word his wife isn't saying.

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Marriage3641EMarriage is the triumph of imagination over intelligence. Second marriage is the triumph of hope over experience.

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Marriage2850EMarriage is a great institution, but I'm not ready for an institution.

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Marriage4737ESPOUSE: Someone who'll stand by you through all the trouble you wouldn't have had if you'd stayed single.

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Marriage3874EAn archaeologist is the best husband a woman can have. The older she gets the more interested he is in her.

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Marriage2114EA marriage is likely to be called happy if neither party ever expected to get much happiness out of it.

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Marriage4902EI've had bad luck with both my wives. The first one left me and the second one didn't.

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Marriage2401EBachelors know more about women than married men do. If they didn't, they'd be married too

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Marriage4118EOne should always be in love; that is the reason one should never marry.

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Marriage3361EMarriage is when a man and woman become as one; the trouble starts when they try to decide which one.

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Marriage2904EThis is my rule of married life: it's better to be happy than to be right.

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Marriage3386EMy wife and I have an agreement. I don't try to run her life and I don't try to run mine.

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Marriage3100EMy advice to you is get married: if you find a good wife you'll be happy; if not, you'll become a philosopher. And that is a good thing for any man

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